Plz bump the funniest stories for our ride back. Tanks

I love my cheese. I got to have my cheddar.

There was a great thread about a man who ate live snakes.

We’re gonna win so much, you may even get tired of winning. And you’ll say, 'Please, please. It’s too much winning. We can’t take it anymore. Mr. President, it’s too much.' And I’ll say, 'No, it isn’t!' We have to keep winning!