Need help. Looking to buy a private jet!
I hit the jackpot with my bitcoin investment and going to cash out. My initial thread is somewhere, might be in the Careers or Investment forum, perhaps the General Forum, most likely not in Hookup or CAIA, possibly in the WC (not enough forums here). It’s definitely not in the Feedback forum, I never posted any of my great feedback in there. Now that I think about it, it must be in the L1 forum. I remember now how I wanted to show how superior I was to L1 candidates and also wanted to give them a break from studying Economics as we all know acing that section is a guaranteed road to a six figure cushy job.
As I’m an anonymous BSD AF poster with an unlimited budget, I can only settle for a top 2 private jet. I don’t want any hacksaw jet, I want it to have a full service kitchen, a hot shower and a captivating theater system.
Any adviSe would be welcomed. Looking to take delivery of my jet before next summer. I’m looking forward to take the following trips with my new toy:
1) Washington, DC: I’m reading about the thousands of sealed indictments yet the fake news isn’t covering anything. I want to hit the ground running. I got Woke fever. #maga#neverpostthatfarmertanpicagain
2) Dallas, Texas: I often see Jason Witten catching 2 yard touchdowns in garbage time with the game out of reach 3 quarters ago. Something must be wrong with my 4k Ultra HD TV because the greatest of greatest TEs only catches Super Bowl game winning touchdowns.
3) Nerdyblop’s neck of the woods: I’ve never seen a 5’4” Filipino get action even when he paid for it. I have to see in person the future face of the PUA community. I’m afraid to find out he’s a schizophrenic living in him mom’s basement.
4) Heaven to speak to God himself: Not a permanent stay in heaven as I’m not done following Roger Federer on the ATP tour and heckling him for not having any pride left for not retiring. The reason for my flight to heaven is to ask God to remove the silly salsa shoes Bchad has been wearing and to stop the Despacito song he’s been dancing to non stop for the past year. I want to ask God to give Bchad a keyboard for Christmas. I haven’t seen that long winded post that no one read entirely but everyone came to expect and respect in a long time. Damnit those posts were part of the AF landscape just as much as the Schweser logo is on top of the page. Cause coming back here and not finding a Bchad novel is like going to a CFA test center and not seeing someone with 3 calculators and 25 pencils. Just feels like something is missing.
Oh! Roy Moore begged me to also ask God while I’m up there to reverse his election result because apparently God should care deeply about the Senate race in Alabama.
Inducted into the AF Hall of Fame, class of ‘17